A Little Noise

The First Day of Christmas

Daddy: "What do grapes grow on?"
Iona: "Grape vines."
Daddy: "What do pears grow on?"
Iona: "Pear trees."
Daddy: "What animal is famous for being in a pear tree in a song?"
Iona: "Polar bears?"

Captive Audience

(while riding in the car)

Iona: Knock knock
Eden: ...
Iona: Say, "who's there?"
Eden: Who there!
Iona: Bacon.
Eden: ...
Iona: Say, "bacon who?"
Eden: Bacon who?
Iona: Bakin' a birthday cake!
Eden: ...
Iona: Now, laugh at me.
Eden: ha. ha. ha.