The white board of amusing child statements:
Grandfather Clock: “Chime…chime…chime”
Iona: “Hey, clock! Don’t ding-dong! You’re making me awake!”
Eden (spinning around in circles): “I’m moving the house! And I’m moving you with the house!”
Eden: “Why can I not get in the oven?”
Iona: “What are you guys doing?”
Daddy: “I don’t know. What are you guys doing?”
Iona: I’m not two mens! I’m one men!”
Eden: “You’re not Mommy! You’re a banana!”
Mommy: “Well then, you’re not Eden, you’re a frog!”
Eden: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”
Eden: “You’re a princedad! Put down your computer and get up and dance with me!”