Kids say the darndest things…

The white board of amusing child statements:

Grandfather Clock: “Chime…chime…chime”
Iona: “Hey, clock! Don’t ding-dong! You’re making me awake!”

Eden (spinning around in circles): “I’m moving the house! And I’m moving you with the house!”

Eden: “Why can I not get in the oven?”

Iona: “What are you guys doing?”
Daddy: “I don’t know. What are you guys doing?”
Iona: I’m not two mens! I’m one men!”

Eden: “You’re not Mommy! You’re a banana!”
Mommy: “Well then, you’re not Eden, you’re a frog!”
Eden: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”

Eden: “You’re a princedad! Put down your computer and get up and dance with me!”