{"id":82,"date":"2009-04-23T19:44:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T01:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/?p=82"},"modified":"2010-03-29T13:17:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T18:17:32","slug":"flour-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Flour Power"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(two months ago)<br \/>\nIona: Daddy, am I going to marry you when I get big?<br \/>\nDaddy: No, you&#8217;ll marry someone else, and the two of you will have your own family.<br \/>\nIona: (in tears) I don&#8217;t want to leave! I want to stay with you and mommy!<\/p>\n<p>(last week, after passing the display cakes in the bakery)<br \/>\nIona: Daddy, what kind of cake did you and mommy have at your wedding?<br \/>\nDaddy: I&#8217;ll show you a picture when we get home.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thenoyes.com\/storage\/cake.jpg\" alt=\"Our Wedding Cake\" title=\"My sister made it, and drove that castle halfway across the United States.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(a few minutes later)<br \/>\nIona: Daddy, I think it will be ok if I marry someone else and we have our own family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(two months ago) Iona: Daddy, am I going to marry you when I get big? Daddy: No, you&#8217;ll marry someone else, and the two of you will have your own family. Iona: (in tears) I don&#8217;t want to leave! I want to stay with you and mommy! (last week, after passing the display cakes in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2IBF1-1k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}