{"id":64,"date":"2008-04-28T09:57:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T15:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/?p=64"},"modified":"2008-09-29T18:17:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T00:17:59","slug":"kids-say-the-darndest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Kids say the darndest things…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The white board of amusing child statements:<\/p>\n

Grandfather Clock: “Chime…chime…chime”
\nIona: “Hey, clock! Don’t ding-dong! You’re making me awake!”<\/p>\n

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Eden (spinning around in circles): “I’m moving the house! And I’m moving you with the house!”<\/p>\n

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Eden: “Why can I not get in the oven?”<\/p>\n

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Iona: “What are you guys doing?”
\nDaddy: “I don’t know. What are you guys doing?”
\nIona: I’m not two mens! I’m one men!”<\/p>\n

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Eden: “You’re not Mommy! You’re a banana!”
\nMommy: “Well then, you’re not Eden, you’re a frog!”
\nEden: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”<\/p>\n

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Eden: “You’re a princedad! Put down your computer and get up and dance with me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The white board of amusing child statements: Grandfather Clock: “Chime…chime…chime” Iona: “Hey, clock! Don’t ding-dong! You’re making me awake!” Eden (spinning around in circles): “I’m moving the house! And I’m moving you with the house!” Eden: “Why can I not get in the oven?” Iona: “What are you guys doing?” Daddy: “I don’t know. What […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2IBF1-12","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenoyes.com\/littlenoise\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}