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Tech support, this is Eden.<\/p>\n

Yeah, uh, hi. It’s me again.<\/i><\/p>\n

Oh. You. Yes, how can I help you?<\/p>\n

Uh, I’m having trouble with my computer.<\/i><\/p>\n

What seems to be the problem this time?<\/p>\n

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The text is too small to read.<\/i><\/p>\n

Try moving a little closer, like we talked about last time.<\/p>\n

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Ok, well, now it’s all black.<\/i><\/p>\n

The screen is black?<\/p>\n

No, everything. I can’t see a thing.<\/i><\/p>\n

Is the power out?<\/p>\n

No, of course not. I can maybe see a little bit if I look way down.<\/i><\/p>\n

What about if you tilt your head sideways?<\/p>\n

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Now I can see off to the left.<\/i><\/p>\n

Ma’am, I think you have your hat pulled down over your eyes. I suggest you take it off and put it back on.<\/p>\n

Oh, hey, that works great! How do you know all this stuff?<\/i><\/p>\n

It’s just common sense.<\/p>\n

Hm. Where can I get some of that?<\/i><\/p>\n

Let me check if we have any in stock.<\/p>\n

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Looks like all we have left is some that someone sent in for a refurb. Let me get the lid screwed back on and I’ll overnight it to you.<\/p>\n

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