| Uncle | Weakness | Weight | Drone |
|---|---|---|---|
| Samuel | Cornish P. | 195 | Maxwell |
| Ulysses | Roast Beef | 219 | Oofy |
| Tyrone | Stickybuns | 233 | Norbert |
| Victor | Roly-Poly | 247 | Pieface |
| Valet | Employer | Incident | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lister | Cutherbert | Serenade | Wednesday |
| Meadowes | Andy | Nude Lockout | Tuesday |
| Nixon | Daniel | Shirtfront Slap | Friday |
| Oddbody | Bill | Dud Diamond | Thursday |
| Purvis | Eggy | Dog Bit Pants | Monday |
| Animal | Location | Threat | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| Grizzly bear | Meadow | Thunder storm | Fell in river |
| Mountain lion | Mountain crag | Avalanche | Leapt |
| Snowshoe hare | Forest | Fire | Hid in cave |
| Stag | Frozen tundra | Tornado | Stood ground |
| Wolf | Steppes | Flash flood | Outran |
| Wooster | Basis | Horse | Standing |
|---|---|---|---|
| Agatha | Silks | Bottle Baby | Place |
| Bertie | Dream | Dollface | Fourth |
| Claude | Tipsheet | Eleganza | Show |
| Dahlia | Wink | Able Andy | Win |
| Eustace | Eavesdrop | Cream'O'Wht | Fifth |
| Associate | Dish | Day |
|---|---|---|
| Bingo | Devilled Crab | Monday |
| Claude | Bratwurst | Friday |
| Dahlia | Eggs Benedict | Thursday |
| Eustace | Chicken Salad | Tuesday |
| Gussie | Filet of Sole | Wednesday |
| Day | Threatened | Place | Mother |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sunday | Catted | Third | Quigley |
| Monday | Fudged | Second | Mackerel |
| Tuesday | Gigolo-ed | Fourth | Nehi |
| Wednesday | De-Bloomered | Fifth | Oddbody |
| Thursday | Elderberried | First | Penworthy |
| Steerer | Color | Place | Peddler |
|---|---|---|---|
| Biffy | White | First | Oofy |
| Barmy | Silver | Second | Pongo |
| Bingo | Yellow | Third | Ronnie |
| Bertie | Pink | Fourth | Stilton |
| Boko | Purple | Fifth | Tuppy |
| Nephew | Topic | Story | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lancelot | Spoiled Brats | Hid in Hayloft | Monday |
| Clarence | Ozone Hole | Tamed Yorkie | Tuesday |
| George | Modern Novels | Ate Whole Cake | Wednesday |
| Adrian | Cooking Chicken | Taxi Leap for Hat | Thursday |
| Augustine | Jezebels | Dueled Baron | Friday |
| Diner | Served | Ordered | Table |
|---|---|---|---|
| Potter-Pirbright | Sole | Turkey | Table A |
| Brabazon-Plank | Roast Beef | Quail | Table B |
| Roddy Glossop | Quail | Sole | Table C |
| ffinch-ffarrowmere | Turkey | Roast Beef | Table D |
| Spotter | Trick | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Lady Constance | Outsmarted | Billiard Room |
| Clarence | Hid | Butler's Pantry |
| Lady Julia Fish | Outran | Tennis Court |
| Beach | Chased | Rose Garden |
| Cyril Wellbeloved | Bit | Boudoir |
| Gally Threepwood | Knocked over | Gazebo |
| Fiance | Diagnosis | Gift | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bertie | Latent Psycho | Nietsche | 7 months |
| Biffy | Ment. Deranged | Stiff Collars | 6 months |
| Percy | Bats/Belfry | Wagner | 5 months |
| Cedric | Nervs. Wreck | Bed of Nails | 4 months |
| Gussie | Crim. Insane | Self Hypno | 3 months |
| Duffer | Gimmick | Nickname | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bott | Sunglasses | Hacker | 102 |
| Grooley | Rule Book | Skippy | 106 |
| Bodger | Niblick | Gravedigger | 108 |
| Podmarsh | Scientific Tools | Poker | 110 |
| Fisher | Neckbrace | Slosher | 114 |
| Mother | Garment | Order | Incident |
|---|---|---|---|
| Larson | Bombazine | First | Ribald songs |
| Ottley | Puce mantle | Second | Pier push-off |
| Harrison | Homburg hat | Third | Cigar sniffing |
| Dopplewaite | Crocheted shawl | Fourth | Tomato assault |
| Mainway | Pink bonnet | Fifth | Derriere pinch |
| Specialty | Crest/Breast | Bird | Chapter |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive song | Blue/Yellow | Prairie Pidgeon | Chapter 1 |
| One leg | White/Black | Western Warbler | Chapter 2 |
| 1/2 mile range | White/Red | Marsh Midge | Chapter 3 |
| Evening gloom | Blue/Red | Swamp Swallow | Chapter 4 |
| Train whistle | Green/Yellow | Bayou Budgie | Chapter 5 |
| Customer | Price | Remedy | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Postmistress | 6 shilling | Ease-O | 7:30 |
| Grocer | 3 shilling | Buck-U-Uppo | 8:00 |
| Constable | 5 shilling | Reduc-O | 8:30 |
| Vicar | 4 shilling | Snow Mountains | 9:00 |
| Publican | 2 shilling | Raven Gipsy | 9:30 |
| Constable | Technique | Heartbreak | Alias | Drone |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Potter | Shove & Grab | Unnerving aunt | Nosmo King | Freddy |
| Bunn | Ox. Tiddlywink | Broken engagement | Jesse James | Orlo |
| Jones | Flying tackle | Lost wager | Leon Trotsky | Pongo |
| Greene | Sideswipe | Ruined cumberbund | Thelonius A. Salt | Sippy |
| Room | Grievance | Breakfast | Guest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sunshine Room | Hard mattress | Sausage | Capt. Walkinshaw |
| Appleblossom Room | Cat in bed | Fruit | D.D. Morehead |
| Blue Room | Leaked feathers | Scones | Vera Valentine |
| Florentine Room | Short sheets | Kippers | J. Chichester Clam |
| Chestnut Room | Squeaky springs | Coffee | Eugene Tudor |
| Cocktail | Youth | Antic | Quantity |
|---|---|---|---|
| May Queens | Bertie X. | Joined chorus | 2 cocktails |
| Martinis | Pongo X-X. | Upended umbrella | 3 cocktails |
| Green Swizzles | Bingo X. | Cimbed statue | 4 cocktails |
| Gin & Tonics | Kipper X. | Hijacked cab | 6 cocktails |
| Champagne Cocktails | Tuppy X. | Threw cat at cop | 8 cocktails |
| Alias | Occupation | Objective | Imposter |
|---|---|---|---|
| Whicker | veterinary expert | Beach | Pop Stoker |
| Waspshot | poet | Memoirs | Pauline Stoker |
| Snipp | secretary | Fun | Uncle Fred |
| Pfister | opera singer | Pig | Pongo Twistleton |
| Item | Decoration | Lapse | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Socks | Pink | Raised eyebrow | Monday |
| Spats | Polka-dotted | Forgot birthday | Tuesday |
| Vest | Plaid | Ommitted cayenne | Wednesday |
| Tie | Hieroglyphics | Missed quote | Thursday |
| Hat | Mickey Mouse | Let Gussie in | Friday |
| Gift | Title | Event | Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cigarette case | Baronet | Switched gifts | Allcox |
| Fiver | Viscount | Card cheat | Basingame |
| Watch | OBE | Goosed matron | Chiswick |
| Ascot | Earl | Stole silver | Dimplechin |
| Tenner | Knight | Picked pocket | Eggleston |
| Act | Hero | Heroine | Book |
|---|---|---|---|
| Made muffins | Francesco | Emily | Love's Awakening |
| Snowballed critic | Gregory | Anabel | In Another Life |
| Dove into elevator | Heathcliff | Bettina | Two Hearts |
| Dethorned peke | Ian | Danielle | Cry of Turtledove |
| Sang love poem | Jameson | Cynthia | Souls Entwined |
| Pooch | Method | Result | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yorkie | Free sample | Sneezed | Monday |
| Borzoi | Bribed maid | Upchucked | Tuesday |
| Sealyham | Dyed green | Chewed slipper | Wednesday |
| Airedale | Left on path | Howled | Thursday |
| Pomeranian | Mail Slot | Snapped | Friday |
| Target | Hat | Weapon | Drone |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bittlesham | Bowler | rubberband | Algy |
| Bassett | Top-hat | brazilnut catapult | Barmy |
| Glossop | Homburg | pea-shooter | Cosmo |
| Bastable | Panama | bow & arrow | Dogface |
| Garnish | Ingredient | Drink |
|---|---|---|
| Paper flag | Orange juice; Rum | Old School Tie |
| Licorice stick | Orange juice; Sloe gin | Piperino |
| Cucumber spear | Rum; Sloe gin | Rosy Cheeked Lad |
| Mint sprig | Coconut milk; Rum | Silken Sledgehammer |
| Tin whistle | Coconut milk; Sloe gin | Trojan Horse |
| Remedy | Ailment | Patient |
|---|---|---|
| Swedish Exer. | Cheese bum | Rupert B. |
| Bed rest | Canary | Jno. W. |
| Health resort | Nude biker | Gregory P. |
| Cold showers | Lana Turner | Watkyn B. |
| 3 handshakes | Dipsomaniac | Thos. T. |
| Dance lessons | Bush popper | Geo. W. |
| Author | Color | Title | Page |
|---|---|---|---|
| Daphne | heliotrope | Quiver of Cupid | 1 |
| Anatole | kohl | Restaurant Review | 2 |
| Eulalie | jade | The Trousseau | 3 |
| Bertie | indigo | Shopping for Spats | 4 |
| Constance | gray | Useful Euphemisms | 5 |
| Fate | Talent | Stipend | Nephew |
|---|---|---|---|
| Slavering Creditors | Cat fight | 100 | Adrian |
| Wild Animal | Gnome dance | 400 | Augustine |
| Unwise Engagement | Wrestle gator | 200 | Clarence |
| Employer Interview | Cork pop | 500 | George |
| Aunt on Warpath | Windmill stroke | 300 | Lancelot |
| Dartsmen | Ranking | Ticket owner |
|---|---|---|
| Bertie | 1st | Stilton |
| Monty | 2nd | Tuppy |
| Algy | 4th | Kipper |
| Hugo | 5th | Oofy |
| Barmy | 6th | Gussie |
| Freddie | 7th | Catsmeat |
| Pet | This week | Next week | Symptom |
|---|---|---|---|
| Batholemew | 12:00 | 9:00 | Low self esteem |
| Empress | 1:00 | 10:00 | Paranoia |
| McIntosh | 9:00 | 11:00 | Inapprop. love object |
| Poopsie | 10:00 | 12:00 | Stress |
| Queenie | 11:00 | 1:00 | Phobia |
| Object | Found in | Moved to | Individual |
|---|---|---|---|
| lorgnette | pantry | pigsty | Angus |
| books | boudoir | pantry | Beach |
| memoirs | garden | boudoir | Clarence |
| decanter | pigsty | study | Gally |
| trophy | study | garden | Geo. Cyril |
| Adversary | Venue | Explorer | Order |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tiger | Lower Zambesi | Maj. Gen. Petherick-Soame | First |
| Boa constrictor | Congo | Col. Francis Pashley-Drak | Second |
| Princess Watoto | West Indies | Major Jimbo Murgatroyd | Third |
| Gorilla | South Seas | Major "Bimbo" Brabazon-Pl | Fourth |
| Alligator | Amazon | Alexander Bassinger | Fifth |
| Girl | Horse | Result | Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dahlia | Javanese | Won | 1 |
| Cornelia | Indomitable | Lost | 2 |
| Angela | Motivational | Won | 3 |
| Edina | Latent Tensions | Lost | 4 |
| Bettina | Kleaver | Lost | 5 |
| Fiona | Harlot's Sorrow | Won | 6 |
| Troopers | Dish | Toxin | Miscreant |
|---|---|---|---|
| Beach | Soup | Bitters | J.B. Braddock |
| Dahlia | Trout | Tabasco | Winkworth |
| Bertie | Chateaubriand | Vinegar | Bassett |
| Jeeves | Cassoulet | Maple syrup | Spode |
| Tom | Mousse | Anchovy | Agatha |
| Item | Venue | Charm | Hat | Seeker |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banjolele | Park | Gold monkey | Tyrolean hat | Claude |
| Yorkshire Terrier | Bond Street | Horseshoe | Pith helmet | Eustace |
| Picnic basket | Museum | Rabbit's foot | Top hat | Dogface |
| Perambulator | Zoo | Four-leaf clover | Straw boater | Chump |
| Turtledoves | Train station | Sixpence | Panama | Fenton |
| Sock color | Pattern style | Pattern color | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow | Diamonds | Violet | Monday |
| Pink | Polkadot | Blue | Tuesday |
| Green | Hearts | Pink | Wednesday |
| Violet | Bands | Green | Thursday |
| Blue | Zigzags | Yellow | Friday |
| Month | Stunt | Actor | Actress | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| May | Royal birth | Victor Valle | Olga Ormanova | 9 Nts. Naples |
| June | Catnapping | Jimmy Jackson | Zelda Zest | Serendipity |
| July | Elopement | Walter Wynn | Fleur Flynn | Anilese |
| August | Haunted castle | Peter Piper | Catrina Callas | Enchantment |
| September | Motorcycle stunt | Drake Daventry | Mitzi Maynard | Leg. Labyrinth |
| October | Ancient curse | Robert Richmond | Tatiana Twing | Gallop. Ghost |
| Chap | Remedy | Stunt | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mugsy | Cod liver | Conga | 9 AM |
| Percy | Tomato J. | Dog-race | 10 AM |
| Tubby | Stout | Swandive | 11 AM |
| Barmy | Aspirin | Climb statue | Noon |
| Gally | Coffee | Kidnapping | 1 PM |
| Female | Male | Strategy | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lizbeth | Felix | Figure 8 | Monday |
| Chloe | George | Rapid blink | Tuesday |
| Beatrice | Isidore | Color change | Wednesday |
| Delilah | Horatio | Tail quiver | Thursday |
| Annabelle | Sebastian | Inflated dewlap | Friday |
| Drone | Speckles | Location | Order | Newt |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catsmeat | Green | Jacket pocket | 1 | George |
| Gussie | Yellow | Under sofa | 2 | Elizabeth |
| Orlo | Red | Desk drawer | 3 | Samantha |
| Monty | Blue | Behind book | 4 | Queenie |
| Kipper | Orange | Shoe | 5 | Irving |
| Celebration | Race | Odds | Dog |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hula dance | 1st | 20-1 | Bone Apart |
| Human pyramid | 2nd | 10-1 | Dogmatic |
| Sing along | 3rd | 15-1 | Mutton Jeff |
| Firecrackers | 4th | 5-1 | Poochinsky |
| Pound notes | 5th | 25-1 | Take-the-Biscuit |
| Girl | Subject | Reform | Week |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bobbie | Stilton | Vegetarianism | First |
| Florence | Biffy | Drinking | Second |
| Madeline | Algy | Good works | Third |
| Stiffy | Bertie | Literature | Fourth |
| Honoria | Freddy | Smoking | Fifth |
| Relation | Club | Drink | Food | Topic | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Theodore | Cat-Fanciers Club | Dry Sherry | Poached Salmon | Cricket | Monday |
| Osbert | United Jade Collectors | Martini | Duck | Musical Theater | Tuesday |
| Archibald | Drones Club | Brandy & Soda | Roast Beef | Politics | Wednesday |
| Wilfred | Senior Test Tube | Gin & Tonic | Steak & Kidney Pie | Modern Women | Thursday |
| Adrian | Senior Bloodstain | Ale | Mutton Chops | Eastern Religion | Friday |
| Shot/Hole | Fashion | Handicap | Drone |
|---|---|---|---|
| Putt/2 | Chartreuse slacks | 12 | Algy |
| Drive/18 | Orange cap | 16 | Bertie |
| Hole-in-one/10 | Purple slacks | 4 | Claude |
| Trap/13 | Orange sweater | 20 | Dogface |
| Chip/7 | Purple sweater | 0 | Eustace |
| Hiding place | Paper | Escapade | Item |
|---|---|---|---|
| Suit of armor | Post | Stink bomb | Mah Jongg |
| Grand piano | Times | Steal horse | Cigarette case |
| Greek vase | Tribune | Hijack cab | Opera glass |
| Golf bag | Herald | Rob bank | Cane/sword stick |
| Egyptian urn | Register | Disrupt wedding | Pocket watch |
| Teapot | Gazette | Free monkeys | Dog collar |
| Wager | Basis | Boxer | Bookie | Bettor |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1; 3; 5 | Physique; Stamina; Footwork | Bonzo | Dahlia; Roscoe | Anatole; Rod. Spode; Seppings |
| 2; 4; 6 | Physique; Red gloves | Bonzo; Thomas | Dahlia | Uncle Tom; Angela; W. Bassett |
| Girl | Hair | Size | Month |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dianne | Redhead | Statuesque | April |
| Beatrice | Blonde | Petite | May |
| Amelia | Redhead | Petite | June |
| Elizabeth | Brunette | Statuesque | July |
| Clarice | Brunette | Petite | August |
| Florence | Blonde | Statuesque | September |
| Beverage | Reading | Dish (3 each) | Denizen |
|---|---|---|---|
| Milk | London Times | Bacon; Oatmeal; Scrambled eggs | Hugo Carmody |
| Tea | Jam jar label | Kippers; Oatmeal; Scrambled eggs | Clarence |
| Orange juice | Milady's Boudoir | Bacon; Crumpets; Scrambled eggs | Lady Constance |
| Coffee | Mystery novel | Bacon; Crumpets; Kippers | Galahad |
| Tomato juice | Argus Intelligencer | Crumpets; Kippers; Oatmeal | Millicent |
| Trait | Words | Page | Person |
|---|---|---|---|
| Knockwurst | 300 | One | Oates |
| Snore | 200 | Two | Bassett |
| Waddle | 400 | Three | Spode |
| Ears | 350 | Four | Pinker |
| Eyebrows | 250 | Five | Bartholemew |
| Locale | Heroine | Hero | Title |
|---|---|---|---|
| London | Florence | Benjamin | Three Little Words |
| Monaco | Greta | Charles | Sweet Nothings |
| Greek Islands | Helen | Alegernon | Hearts Entwined |
| South of France | Ivy | Donald | She Gave Her All |
| Swiss Chalet | Janice | Edgar | Blushing Bride |
| Cat | Type | Condition | Tip | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ferdinand (M) | Persian | Infested | £2 | Monday |
| Cleopatra (F) | Siamese | Hairball | £1 | Tuesday |
| Tibby (F) | Tortoiseshell | Lame paw | £3 | Wednesday |
| Buttercup (F) | Tabby | Mating | £4 | Thursday |
| Aloysius (M) | Calico | Deceased | £5 | Friday |
| Model | Role | Identifier | Day |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gally | Accomplice | Hat | Monday |
| Constance | Detective | Footwear | Tuesday |
| Sue | Criminal | Voice | Wednesday |
| Baxter | Witness (2) | Nervous fidget | Thursday |
| Julia | Witness (2) | Eyes | Friday |
| Ronnie | Victim | Coat | Saturday |
| Town | Beauty | Hair | Eyes | Drone |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bournemouth | Hermione | brunette | hazel | Barmy |
| Sidmouth | Betty | redhead | blue | Bertie |
| Falmouth | Nanette | redhead | hazel | Bingo |
| Plymouth | Cherry | brunette | blue | Freddie |
| Torquay | Lettice | blond | hazel | Kipper |
| Brighton | Sally | blond | blue | Monty |
| Weymouth | Terry | blond | green | Pongo |
| Bognor Regis | Fiona | redhead | green | Stilton |
| Christchurch | Primrose | brunette | green | Tuppy |
| Trip | Transportation | Shop | Item | Comic |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| First | Underground; Hitch Motorcycle | Secondhand Shop; Curiousity Shop | Eyepatch; Wellingtons | Pongo; Barmy |
| Second | Bus; Foot | Flea Market; Pink Elephant | Checkered coat; Umbrella | Pongo; Barmy |
| Third | Taxi; Hitch Car | Junque Shoppe; Rummage Sale | Green whiskers; Stovepipe hat | Pongo; Barmy |
| Victim | Method | Vice | Favor | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Constance | Waving hands | Headache | Intro editor | Monday |
| Clarence | Clock pendulum | Forgetfulness | Crack walnuts | Tuesday |
| Beach | Metronome | Overeating | Peddle bike | Wednesday |
| McAllister | Spinning top | Anger | Lemon squash | Thursday |
| Freddy | Gold watch | Gambling | Loan | Friday |
| Drone | Guide | Exhibit | Snack | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barmy | Michelle | Autos | Eggs | Monday |
| Stilton | Antoinette | Sports | Crumpets | Tuesday |
| Biffy | Sue | Dinosaurs | Beans | Wednesday |
| Algy | Audrey | Cuisine | Chips | Thursday |
| Bertie | Monica | Music | Sardines | Friday |
| Freddy | Sally | Art | Cake | Saturday |
| Venue | Calamity | Fare | Who | Left |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ball | Traffic | £8 | Major Plank | £10 |
| Funeral | Knock down | £7 | Lady Julia Fish | Kid gloves |
| Wedding | Flat tire | £6 | Algy Fotheringay-Phipps | Cigarette case |
| Parade | Pigeons | £5 | Lord Bittlesham | Umbrella |
| Film premiere | Drunken bloke | £4 | Oofy Prosser | Pocketwatch |
| Bidder | Quality | Outing | Cost | Bachelor |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Miss Malloy | Wiggle ears | Dinner | 10 | Percy |
| Miss Jones | Suit | Opera | 25 | Aubrey |
| Miss Bailey | Physique | Picnic | 50 | Chuffy |
| Miss Deauville | Smile | Costume ball | 75 | Freddy |
| Miss Peabody | Swagger | Play | 100 | Dogface |
| Piece | Preparation | Response | Performer | Order |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yeoman's Wedding | Think System | Standing ovation | Ambrose Tennyson | First |
| Pale Hands | No practice | Lemon tarts | Ivor Llewelyn | Second |
| Gunga Din | Steward | Polite applause | Monty Bodkin | Third |
| Magic Tricks | Mirror | Stony silence | Reginald Tennyson | Fourth |
| Sonny Boy | Shower | Laughter | Gertrude Butterwick | Fifth |
| Venue | Liner | Departure | Fiend |
|---|---|---|---|
| New York | Oceanic | June 12 | Honoria |
| Bermuda | Queen Mary | June 15 | SAFE! |
| Nova Scotia | Atlantic Star | June 16 | Madeline |
| Rio de Janeiro | Savannah Princess | June 21 | Agatha |
| Havana | Stella Linda | June 22 | Spode |
| Crime | Victim | Page | Perpetrator |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sick on boots | Barmy Twistleton | 106 | Stinker Pyke |
| Stole pig | Plug Basham | 139 | Puffy Benger |
| Fixed dogfight | Puffy Benger | 251 | Tubby Parsloe |
| Bounced from club | Tubby Parsloe | 311 | Barmy Twistleton |
| Beef knockout | Stinker Pyke | 328 | Plug Basham |
| Mischief | Topic | Duration | Preacher |
|---|---|---|---|
| Church bells | Hellfire & Damnation | 20 | Alex. James |
| Dentures | Brotherly Love | 25 | F. Heppenstall |
| Noisy cat | Mouths of Babes | 30 | Geo. Hayward |
| Marigolds | Power of Love | 40 | Cuth. Dibble |
| No mischief | Road to Hell | 50 | Leo. Starkie |
| Patient | Malady | Day |
|---|---|---|
| Mortimer L. | Canary | Monday |
| Rupert B. | Paranoia | Tuesday |
| Percy G. | Split Personality | Wednesday |
| George W. | Dipsomaniac | Thursday |
| Ronnie F. | Inferiority Complex | Friday |
| Memory | Purpose | Venue | Month |
|---|---|---|---|
| Great food | Vacation | U.S. | Feb |
| Bridge | Brother | Norfolk | Apr |
| Shopping | Class | Italy | May |
| Lost luggage | Research | Wales | July |
| Wrong train | Retreat | France | Aug |
| Yachting | Cousins | Tunisia | Oct |
| Description | Paper | Country | Gift (2 of 1) | Giver |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "priceless" | Lovebirds | Spain | Clock | Algy |
| "lovely" | Wedding bells | Denmark | Fish slice | Catsmeat |
| "thoughtful" | Lace | Canada | Decanter | Corky |
| "pretty" | Silver stripes | Switzerland | Cow creamer | Madeline |
| "useful" | Tiny hearts | England | Cow creamer | Stiffy |
| Nickname | Order | Correct | Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Blob | First | 2 | Wilfred |
| Blinky | Second | 3 | Charles |
| Deadeye | Third | 4 | Ronald |
| Bigfoot | Fourth | 1 | Patrick |
| Spotty | Fifth | 5 | Horatio |
| Nickname | Talent | Age | Place |
|---|---|---|---|
| Toothless | Sang | 5 | First |
| Mug Ears | Danced | 10 | Second |
| Piggy | Yo-yo | 8 | Third |
| Carrottop | Magic trick | 4 | Fourth |
| Evil Eye | Recited | 6 | Fifth |
| First | Last | Character | Venue | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cornelius | Philpot | Adagio dancer | Covent Garden | Monday |
| Maximillian | Greenbuck | Police detective | Wembley | Tuesday |
| Wilberforce | Troutman | Judge | Regent Street | Wednesday |
| Octavio | O'Sullivan | Diplomat | Picadilly Circus | Thursday |
| Alphonse | Winkle | Nerve doctor | Hyde Park | Friday |
| Physique | Day | Critique | Aunt |
|---|---|---|---|
| Short | Monday | Lewd | Emmeline |
| Deaf | Tuesday | Tattooed | Charlotte |
| Tall | Wednesday | Nude | Myrtle Deverill |
| Stout | Thursday | Rude | Harriet |
| Skinny | Friday | Crude | Daphne Winkworth |
| Author | Apparel | Charm | Order |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sovietsky | Tam o'shanter | Clover | First |
| Brusiloff | Argyle vest | Ruble coin | Second |
| Tolstoy | Kneepants | Swizzle stick | Third |
| Nastikoff | Saddle shoes | Rabbit foot | Fourth |
| Devine | Red suspenders | Buckeye | Fifth |
| Formula | Side Effect | Aspect | Lady |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tonic | Lazy eye | Color | Abigail |
| Balm | Lost pep | Tingle | Beatrice |
| Spray | Burning | Smooth | Claire |
| Lotion | Whimwams | Aroma | Dianne |
| Drone | Alias | Infraction | Order |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eustace Wooster | Seymour Butz | Vagrancy | First |
| Archie Mulliner | Daniel Boone | Steal Helmet | Second |
| Claude Wooster | Albert Hall | Exposure | Third |
| Gussie Fink-Nottle | Louis Armstrong | Disturb Peace | Fourth |
| Freddy Widgeon | Leon Trotsky | Drunk Disorder | Fifth |
| Tidbit | Method | Day | Persona |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bran | Rubdown | Monday | McAllister |
| Parsnip | Companion | Tuesday | Beach |
| Spud | Pep talk | Wednesday | Clarence |
| Cabbage | Singing | Thursday | Galahad |
| Turnip | Trot | Friday | Freddy |
| To | Gift | Paper | From |
|---|---|---|---|
| Myrtle | Archery set | White tissue | Seppings |
| Freddy | Murder Mystery | Gilded Florentine | Anatole |
| Mrs. Spinks | Woolly underwear | Comic Santa | Myrtle |
| Anatole | Singing Nuns | Stripey red | Mrs. Spinks |
| Seppings | Marzipans | Shiny silver | Freddy |
| Author | Adjective | Title Words | Month |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rosie M. Banks | DREAMLIKE | SILENT; MYSTERY | Jan |
| Daphne Delores Morehead | EXPRESSIVE | FATE; CHANGE | Feb |
| Charlotte Mulliner | FEARLESS | SILENT; DAWN | Mar |
| Lady Florence Craye | LUCID | SILENT; FATE; DAWN | Apr |
| Percy Gorringe | VISCERAL | SILENT; FATE; CHANGE | May |
| Color | Destination | Critique | Hat |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cocoa Brown | The Dog | Outre | Derby |
| Ivory | Porter | Disturbing | Fedora |
| Aubergine | Dustbin | Garish | Topper |
| Dove Gray | Jumble | Gauche | Homburg |
| Moss Green | Taxi | Obnoxious | Alpine |
| Ingredient | Reaction | Guest | Entree | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Salt | Swollen ankles | Lord Tilbury | Duck en Croute | Thursday |
| Cream | Hiccups | Rosie M. Banks | Game Pie | Friday |
| Sherry | Insomnia | Lady Malvern | Lobster Newburg | Saturday |
| Onion | Hives | Vladimir Brusiloff | Beef Wellington | Sunday |
| Resolution | Feature | Reaction | Browser |
|---|---|---|---|
| 640x480 | Popups | nasty email | IE |
| 800x600 | CSS | gave up | Safari |
| 1280x1024 | Cookies | hacked site | Firefox |
| 1024x768 | JavaScript | competitor | Opera |